kiddies

There is a long and vicious battle between my sisters and I.

As to who is really the favorite Auntie.

I am here to tell you we all know the truth.

These kiddies sometimes change their answer on a whim.

I have to be on my toes at all times.

especially with this one.

He keeps upping his price for “favorite Aunt”  

You know, milkshakes, pizza, slurpies

or some fireworks. (yeah fireworks, that one always works)

 

Needless to say, you can see why we fight over them.

and sometimes kidnap them for hours and hours,

or even days at a time.

Hey what’s your name?

Drop you on the floor  - die laughing every time you ask him.

(and he was asked at least a hundred time last week.)

since I have no teenage girls at home,

I want them all.

Please, please send them all my way…..

Seriously, who misses teenage girls???

I must be getting sick. I think I have a fever.

anyway, back to the favorite auntie competition

that I may do anything to win…

except dance, I may never dance again

– and i quote

“Seriously that is so eighties”

Even though I may have to work even harder to

keep my reign as favorite aunt.

These kiddies will forever be my favorites.

All of them!!!

each and everyone.

So adorable,

and I want to spoil them rotten,

every last 41 of them. 

and, and, and 

Okay, okay I am stopping now.